Because I like levity

I will share my favorite jokes:

1) Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the armadillo it could be done.


2) How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish

3) Two muffins were being baked in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?" The second muffin says, "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"


Finally, as a fond farewell to our lame duck:

"But mostly, we'll miss the dancing."